søndag den 12. juni 2011

A students guide for wasting time online

Using the internet in class, ah? Physics, Maths, Philosophy? Doesn't matter, because there is always a little time for using some the computer for something totally unrelated.

First step:
Check your mail and/or Facebook (I assume that you are not a high-school hipster, who still uses Myspace). Have you checked your mail and facebook? No new mails, annotations or friend requests? The move on the the various news-sites.
After finding out that nothing exciting is going down,  move on.

Step Two:
Check out the daily flash game at OneMoreLevel.

Step Three:
Already bored by the flash game? Then head over to Cracked. The have got loads of funny interesting and crazy articles.

Step Four:
Read three articles and went back here, eh? We have gotten to a crucial point, the next bit has got to be interesting. I quickly got bored with Failblog, but i discovered something even better. Check out Funny Videos Archives (FVA), it's awesome; Failblog times 5. They put new videos up often.

Step Five:
Now try these similar, but still very different sites:
Clients from hell
F*ck My Life

Step Six:
Then on to to one of the heavyweights of trolling: David Thorne. His website http://27bslash6.com/, is filled with his successful trolling!

Step Seven:
In the humorous cartoon department, i have to sites you need to waste your time with:
 The Oatmeal
and Scandinavia and the world
The last one might not be as relevant to non vikings (lol) but i bet some of them will still make you laugh!

Step Eight:
Now one of the last stops: Listverse. An interesting and weird piece of Internet.

Step Nine:
All that is left is you random scrolling through eBay, Amazon, YouTube, news sites etc.

Step Ten:
It's time. Either you are now ready to give in and listen to your teacher spewing out useless words, or you start this list over again, checking for new stuff. If you are lucky the class is over ;)

If you have suggestions for other time-wasting sites that i should check out, you can leave them in the comments.

Travel safe through the Internet
Best wishes

A student who is almost done with school

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